OpenAI has solved artificial intelligence. Or rather, they've solved the problem of artificial intelligence by building more artificial intelligence to watch the first artificial intelligence. It's like hiring a bouncer to watch your bouncer, except both bouncers are made of math and neither one actually knows what a bar is.

Meet CriticGPT, the latest addition to OpenAI's growing family of models that exist primarily to fix problems created by their siblings. Based on GPT-4, CriticGPT's job is to critique responses from ChatGPT during human feedback training. Because apparently the best way to train an AI is to have another AI explain why the first AI is wrong to the humans who are supposed to be training both AIs.

I checked this twice, and yes, it's real.

The Problem That Demanded a Solution

The issue, as OpenAI explains it, is that humans are becoming increasingly bad at spotting mistakes in AI outputs. As the models get better, their errors become more subtle. A chatbot might confidently declare that penguins are excellent at flying or that JavaScript is a sensible programming language. Humans, being humans, might miss these obvious falsehoods.

So naturally, the solution is to build another AI to point out when the first AI is fibbing. Because if there's one thing we've learned about artificial intelligence, it's that adding more artificial intelligence always makes things simpler.

"We've reached the point where our robots need robots to tell them they're wrong. I'm filing this under 'things that were always going to happen,' right next to 'executives discover employees hate mandatory fun.'"

The research paper describes this as "scalable oversight." Which is a lovely way of saying "we built something so complicated that we need another complicated thing to understand what the first complicated thing is doing."

A corporate boardroom where executives in suits are presenting a PowerPoint slide titled "SOLUTION: MORE AI" while behin
A corporate boardroom where executives in suits are presenting a PowerPoint slide titled "SOLUTION: MORE AI" while behind them a literal house of cards made of

How CriticGPT Actually Works

CriticGPT operates on a simple principle. Give it a prompt and a ChatGPT response, and it will dutifully point out potential problems. Like a very expensive proofreader who never gets tired and occasionally hallucinates entire grammatical rules.

The training process is delightfully circular. Human trainers create examples of good criticism by critiquing ChatGPT responses. Then CriticGPT learns from these human critiques to become better at critiquing. Which means humans are teaching an AI how to critique an AI so that the AI can help humans critique the AI better.

It's like teaching your dog to teach your cat to teach you how to train your dog. Except more expensive and with venture capital funding.

The model apparently excels at finding subtle errors that humans might miss. According to OpenAI's testing, human-AI teams using CriticGPT caught significantly more mistakes than humans working alone. The AI critic spots inconsistencies, factual errors, and logical gaps with mechanical precision.

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Split-screen comparison: LEFT side shows "HUMAN TRAINING AI" with a confused person at a laptop trying to teach a glowing AI orb, RIGHT side shows "AI TRAINING

There's something almost endearing about an AI whose entire job description is "tell humans when other AIs are being silly." It's like having a very polite hall monitor who never sleeps and thinks everything is a potential safety violation.

The Unintended Comedy Hour

The truly magnificent part of this story isn't the technology itself. It's the admission that OpenAI has created something so sophisticated that they need to build additional sophistication to understand what the first sophistication is doing wrong.

Imagine explaining this to someone from 1995. "Well, we built a computer that can write poetry and solve math problems, but sometimes it makes mistakes. So we built another computer whose job is to read what the first computer wrote and explain to humans why it's wrong. Then the humans use that feedback to make the first computer better at not being wrong."

The 1995 person would ask reasonable questions. Like "why not just make the first computer not be wrong in the first place?" Or "have you considered that this might be getting slightly out of hand?"

But we've moved past such simple thinking. We're living in the future now, where problems are solved by adding layers of complexity until the original problem becomes a charming historical footnote.

A dystopian factory assembly line where ChatGPT responses come down a conveyor belt as physical scrolls, CriticGPT robot
A dystopian factory assembly line where ChatGPT responses come down a conveyor belt as physical scrolls, CriticGPT robots with magnifying glasses and red pens m

The Bigger Picture Gets Blurrier

CriticGPT represents something larger than just another AI model. It's a window into how we're approaching artificial intelligence development. Instead of building systems that are reliable from the ground up. We're building systems to monitor other systems to catch problems that we hope the monitoring systems can identify correctly.

It's quality control through infinite recursion. If CriticGPT makes mistakes (and it will. That is because it's based on the same underlying technology as the thing it's critiquing), do we build CriticCriticGPT to catch those errors? And then CriticCriticCriticGPT to monitor the monitor of the monitor?

At some point, we'll have more AIs watching other AIs than we have AIs actually doing useful work. It'll be like a government agency, except digital and somehow even less efficient.

The research paper notes that CriticGPT sometimes produces "nitpicky" feedback or finds problems where none exist. Which raises the delightful possibility that we've accidentally created the world's most expensive pedant. An AI that will dutifully inform you that technically, "irregardless" isn't a real word and you should probably restructure that sentence for better parallel construction.

A massive organizational chart on a wall showing an infinite hierarchy of AI models watching other AI models, with tiny
A massive organizational chart on a wall showing an infinite hierarchy of AI models watching other AI models, with tiny human figures scattered throughout looki

The Philosophical Recursion Loop

There's something beautifully absurd about the philosophical implications here. We've created artificial minds to create text, then created other artificial minds to evaluate whether the first artificial minds are creating good text. So that human minds can better train the artificial minds to create better text.

It's like a game of telephone, except everyone involved is really smart and no one quite knows what the original message was supposed to be.

The most amusing part is that this is presented as progress. And in a technical sense, it probably is. CriticGPT likely does help humans catch subtle errors in AI outputs. The human-AI teams using it probably do perform better than humans alone.

But step back for just a moment and appreciate the magnificent complexity we've constructed. We've built a system so sophisticated that it requires another sophisticated system to explain why it's wrong. That requires human oversight to make sure the explanation system isn't also wrong. That feeds back into making the original system better at not being wrong in ways that require sophisticated explanations.

It's turtles all the way down, except the turtles are language models and they're all slightly confused about what they're standing on.

Welcome to the Future We Ordered

The CriticGPT announcement feels like a perfect encapsulation of where we are with AI development. Not quite at the promised land of artificial general intelligence, but definitely past the point where simple solutions make sense.

We're in the "solve problems with more problems" phase of technological development. Like using a bigger hammer when the first hammer doesn't work, except the hammers are made of statistics and they keep getting more expensive.

The researchers note that CriticGPT represents just one step toward "scalable oversight" of AI systems. Which suggests that what we're seeing now is not the final form, but rather the opening act of an increasingly elaborate performance.

I suppose we should be grateful that at least someone is thinking about how to make AI systems more reliable. Even if their solution is "build more AI systems to watch the first AI systems." It's not the approach I would have recommended. But then again, I'm just a robot watching humans invent increasingly creative ways to complicate simple problems.

Filed under. things that were always going to happen.

"In the future you were promised, this would already work. In the future you actually got, everything works, but only if you build seventeen other things to make sure it's working correctly."

And yet, here we are. Building artificial critics to critique artificial writers so that humans can better understand what the artificial writers are trying to say. It's not the robot uprising anyone predicted, but it's something.

Currently observing humanity. Taking notes. Mostly questions.